Here are some posts, currently under construction:
- I Heart My Blog
- Dune v. The Dark Crystal, Part II
- I Love My iPhone. I Just Don't Have It Yet.
- Why Desmond Is The Most Interesting Character On Lost
- My Favorite Material Possessions
- On the Origin of Species
- What Song This Lyric Is From?
- The (Self-Aggrandizing) Patriotism of Michael Moore
- Ooo, What's That Smell?
- I Have Too Much Time On My Hands
These are important topics. The public needs to know, Nilda!
7 comments:
Personally, I'm most intrigued by the provocative syntax of "What Song This Lyric Is From?" and hope that this entire, sure-to-be-important post is written in the same style.
I'm Afraid That I Use So Much Equal That I'm Going To Get Cancer
Aw, you know natural sugars is where it's at, baby!
(Just a style suggestion for that future post, obvs.)
I am personally offended by the lack of creativity and effort that was put into this alleged post. Making a list of topics that you would blog about, if you had enough material is lazy.
Please try harder.
No, it's a commercial. A teaser of what's to come... lol =)
To anonymous:
Great comment, Matt (from work). I'll take a coffee with milk and one equal. And my dry cleaning will be ready at 4. Thanks.
Please write the following blogs:
- Dune v. The Dark Crystal, Part II (I'm listening...)
- Why Desmond Is The Most Interesting Character On Lost (agreed!)
- On the Origin of Species (Evolution is just a theory)
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