Hey, don't disrespect The Van. The Van has automatic sliding doors and a DVD entertainment system, and plenty of room for the whole family. Also a kick-ass stereo system to blast Mickey Mouse Christmas tunes. Yeah. Eat it.
Did that come across unironically? My bad. But you see, I do in fact drive a minivan on the weekends, and some weeknights when we all head out to Applebee's or the Olive Garden for a special dinner, and therefore I am my dad. Except my dad never drove a minivan.
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Matt has been playing this for days. BACK TO WORK!!!
Back to work? You've been posting to your blog every few hours. I guess partnership is treating you well.
Actually, I've been playing this game for a few weeks (and Mary is totally addicted, surprise, surprise):
http://www.digyourowngrave.com/flight-of-the-hamsters
Wow, Matt!
That's... really ridiculous!
(Also? 100 feet, suckas!)
luke's dad, are you "there are jews in the south?"?! Hi!!
100 feet? keep at it, mantooth - i've gotten over 500 feet in one toss (again proving how little work I actually do at the office).
and hi nilda/the wife! luke's dad and the southern jew are one in the same.
Please, no comments from minivan drivers. Hey, Matt!
Yeah... My hand-eye coordination is, um, poor.
Hey, don't disrespect The Van. The Van has automatic sliding doors and a DVD entertainment system, and plenty of room for the whole family. Also a kick-ass stereo system to blast Mickey Mouse Christmas tunes. Yeah. Eat it.
Matt, you realize that the day you use "plenty of room for the whole family" unironically is the day you officially become Your Dad, right?
Did that come across unironically? My bad. But you see, I do in fact drive a minivan on the weekends, and some weeknights when we all head out to Applebee's or the Olive Garden for a special dinner, and therefore I am my dad. Except my dad never drove a minivan.
Crap.
Have you gotten either of the kids to call their grandpa "Matt's Dad" yet, btw?
'Cause I still consider that to be The Funniest Thing I've Ever Said.
Not yet - but we're keeping that one in the backpocket.
Arrrrrrrggggggghhhhhh.
Stupid apostrophe right next to Enter. Me type pretty one day.
I can't believe it has taken me this long to start posting on boywonder's blog. But at any mention of THE VAN, I have to chime in...
I actually don't have anything witty to say. Just don't talk shit about my van. On many days, it's all too representative of my entire life.
I'm gonna save a cache of y'all's comments so that when Noah grows up, he can see that he totes got no blogrespect.
He will cry SO much, you guys!
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