Things I Don't Like

Because "hate" - like "never" - is too strong a word, here's a list of things I've been working on of things that I don't like:

• People who ride unicycles for transportation.
• Slow walkers, including tourists.
• People who refuse to take off their backpacks on the subway and, as a result, take up more room than they should.
• The thought of ever living on Long Island.
• Fox News.
• Any meat cooked beyond medium.
• Breakfast meetings.
• People who feel entitled. About anything.
• Pink Floyd.
• Creationism.
• People who do not know how to properly get off of escalators.
• The end of daylight savings time.
• Winking.
• People who try to "help" by holding open a door, but wind up just standing in front of it so you can't get through.
• Using the cable tv radio as entertainment at a party.
• Having someone who screams "AM" or "Metro" and then shove a paper in my face when I'm getting off the subway.
• Mary Poppins on Broadway.
• Mohegan Sun commercials.
• Tribute bands.
• Cheap gin.
• Psych! I love cheap gin.
• Long lines at Chipotle.
• Hearing Brittany Spears whine about her life.
• Dancing.