Tips On Defending A Deposition

• When opposing counsel gets an answer they don't like, they will get upset and tell your client that he or she didn't answer your question. Make sure your client knows that it's a good sign when the other lawyer is upset.
• Volume is a powerful weapon. Use it wisely.
• Imagine sitting in suspense for 7 hours digging your nails into your chair, terrified at what your client might say next. That's what defending a deposition feels like.
• Don't be afraid to get angry. Sometimes you need to show them you have teeth so they know you have them. Lesson of the day: I have anger management issues.
• Standing up to "take a break" is a great way to shut the other lawyer up. It's like putting them in time out.
• Saying "for the record" looks lame when you're reading the record.
• Getting screamed at by the other lawyer isn't personal. Don't be shy, and feel free to return the favor.
• There's nothing wrong with working on your blog during a deposition. Right?
• Watch your liquid intake. No big coffee.
• Every question has a reason. It's your job to listen and figure out what the other side's theory of the case is going to be.
• Explain the importance of a good breakfast to your client. Refer to the commercial from the 80's with the flat basketball that won't bounce. Make sure the client eats lunch.
• The court reporters pay attention. It's a good sign when they raises their eyebrows about your client's allegations.
• Send Matt text messages reminding him how gay he is.
• Big firms like to show off by offering coffee and soda in the conference rooms, sometimes food. Enjoy.
• Check out the great views and lavish offices of the overpaid management lawyers. Remember, you're the good guys.