This is the actual thank you card that I sent to Uncle Allan and Aunt Sheila after my Bar Mitzvah, when I was 13:
"Uncle Allan, Aunt Sheila, Lisa and Amy,
Thank you very much for your gift. I want you to know that I spent it all on drugs and whores. All of it. Send more if you got some. By the way, I hope you're enjoying my Bat Mitzvah cards as much as I am. Mazel tov on your achievement.
Love,
Brian"
3 comments:
You did not!!
The big issue is not saying "generous gift".
Ooooh! Very good point, Jeff.
You really were raised in a barn, B-Dub.
And perhaps THAT is why Elijah never comes to your seders.
(Yes, yes. I find myself hilarious and plan to continue repeating my hilarious joke at every opportunity! At least through next week.)
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