The Republican Assault Against Charlie

SCANDAL: NAKED PICTURES OF CHARLIE
FOUND ON THE INTERNET

WHAT DOES CHARLIE'S SMILE HIDE?

CHARLIE LOOKS CONFUSED AND FLUSTERED AT DEBATE

CHARLIE'S FREQUENT NAPS: DOES HE
HAVE THE STAMINA TO SERVE?

PRIVILEGED CHARLIE HAS SERVANTS BATHE HIM

Here are some other recent attacks:

• Charlie Has Not Had All His Shots, Unfit For Office
• Why Won't Charlie Release His Tax Returns?
• Charlie's Alleged Incontinence A Slap Against Seniors
• Charlie's Eyes May Not Stay Blue: Can He Be Trusted?
• The Truth Behind Charlie's Secret Late Night Tirades
• Do Americans Want An Elected Official With Chubby Cheeks?
• Charlie's Paltry Voting Record: What Is He Trying To Hide?
• Not Right For Forward-Facing Car Seats, Not Right For America
• Source Suggests That Charlie May Be Intolerant Of Lactose
• Charlie Frequently Seen With A Bottle, May Have Drinking Problem

Here's a grainy video showing Charlie as a playboy: