CHARLIE 3 MONTHS : THE EXPERIENCE TO LEAD
CHARLIE FIGHTS NAP: "THERE'S TOO MUCH TO BE DONE."
CHARLIE: FAMILY MAN
RESULT OF CAMPAIGN TO SIT UP: TOO CLOSE TO CALL
CHARLIE URGES MORE TUMMY TIME TO GET AMERICA MOVING
REPORT: CHARLIE HEAVILY FAVORED TO WIN THE GRANDMA VOTE
- Charlie Demands Immediate Hunger Relief Efforts
- Exit Polls Show Charlie A Strong Contender For Cutest Baby In Building
- Charlie: "I Believe in an America Where A Person Is Judged on the Content of His Character, Not the Contents of His Diaper."
- Charlie Declares War On Sloth From Car Seat: "I Will Not Tolerate Car Stopping, Red Lights."
- Charlie Enjoys Watching Baseball, Or Anything On TV
- Charlie Responds to Accusations of Sleepiness: "I'm Not Tired. I'm Wide Awake!"
- Charlie Refutes Accusations of Performance Enhancing Substances: "Binky Is BPA-Free."
- Clean Living For Charlie: "Never Touched Drugs, Alcohol or Solid Food."
- Too Adorable To Be Deplorable
- Accusations of Improper Campaign Spending Dismissed: "I Don't Know What Money Is. "
1 comment:
Actually, I'm preeeeeetty sure that last one is the campaign slogan of Romney's wife.
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