Thursday, January 21, 2010

Tips For New Laywers

  • The law is like Tetris. You get yourself into problems and have to work your way out of them.
  • Legal research is probably your most significant task at this point. It is representative of everything else you will do in the law. If one query doesn't work, keep finding another way around the issue and don't give up.
  • Do not underestimate the importance of picking up lunch during a trial. It's one of the most important jobs you have.
  • Write it correctly the first time. It's less work over all. Don't wait to insert citations later on.
  • Trusting your client doesn't mean believing everything he says. It's your job to make sure his story makes sense, and that means questioning his story.
  • Simplify your writing. Think about what you want to say, then say it. Put your main point of the paragraph in the first sentence of the paragraph. Don't try to write your way out of a problem.
  • One of the worst things that can happen to you is if your client lies. The smallest lie is harder to deal with than biggest truth.
  • Taking a deposition is like riding a bike. It looks really hard, until you learn how to do it. Then it makes sense.
  • Any douchebag can point out the problems. The valuable douchebags solve those problems.
  • Prepare fallback arguments for oral argument. Know what you will say if the judge rejects your main argument.
  • Prepare a backup to your backup.
  • Do not lose the moral high ground by making an argument that even you don't agree with.
  • When the judge starts talking, shut your mouth.
  • If the judge is making your case for you, shut your mouth.
  • Don't piss off court clerks. They can be miserable people who hate their jobs, but they have entirely too much power for you to piss them off.
  • Experience is the only way you will ever truly learn.
  • Deal with small problems before they become big problems.
  • Do not be fooled by the comfort of inaction. It may be easier to do nothing, but it's never a good idea.
  • If you get nervous about a deposition or a court appearance, remember that no one in the world is better prepared or more capable than you are because you know the topic better than anyone else.
  • If you are given responsibility for something, it means you can do it.
  • Do your homework. Google is your best research device.
  • Decide carefully how you will do things. The habits that you develop now will stay with you for the rest of your life.
  • Keep track of your hours. Find a system that works for you and use it.
  • For God's sake, keep your desk clean. If you're done with a file, put it away.
  • Don't make arguments that don't make any sense. This is harder than it sounds when you're following the letter of the law.
  • Don't think out loud, especially in front of your adversary.
  • Your value is your ability to make decisions on your own.
  • Be willing to stand up to your boss. If you don't show him or her that you have a backbone, they won't think you'll have one with anyone else. Don't push it.
  • When all else fails, make a scene.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

1) did u notice how much better I was a citations this time?
2) I'm still learning on the keeping the desk clean thing- I get a year learning curve and matt distracts me everytimr I try to put things up and
3) you have a blog! In my generation- only douchebags have blogs. I trust it's different for ya'll.

Boywonderesq said...

I have a blog?!?!

Mary said...

Wow, thanks B-Dub. Just as I was thinking about taking the bar next year and opening my own practice, you've made me rethink everything. Back to plan A -- teach high school. Or plan B -- become an acupuncturist. Or plan C -- sit on my ass and let pookie support me. Nice.

the wife said...

well, the "ya'll" just gave anonymous away, April!

Bill said...

This is such a great post. I'm not a lawyer, but most of this is good advice whatever you do.

I would embroider it all on a pillow, but I lack the skill set.

DorothyMantooth said...

n00b. You get in trouble in Tetris?!
I WILL BREAK YOU.