Excuse Me

Please don't call Steve Martin a "comic genius." Otherwise, we'll have to start calling Huey Lewis a "music legend." Did you see Housesitter?

Guitar Hero Hero

It's amazing how some college kid playing Guitar Hero III with his loser friends watching can totally change my perception of what is possible for mankind.

http://www.break.com/index/1-guy-beats-hardest-guitar-hero-level.html

Ballet Thoughts

Here's some of what I was thinking on Friday night when I took Nilda to the American Ballet Theater at the City Center (the tickets were for her birthday):

1. How do I know its started if there's no talking?
2. I don't get it.
3. Yeah, she's the hottest.
4. If he's not gay, I'll bet he gets laid a lot.
5. Do you think these guys go out dancing at clubs for fun?
6. Someone actually sat down and thought about this?
7. I wonder how much they get paid for this.
8. Oh, its sort of like the circus.
9. Man, there are a lot of old people here.
10. Hey, that's Mo Rocca!
11. What did I miss?
12. I should have brought more candy.
13. I am so playing Guitar Hero III when I get home.
14. Happy birthday, Nilda.

Best Arm Wrestling Movies of All Time

1. Over the Top
1. Over the Top
1. Over the Top